Please sign in to comment. Don't have a profile? Join now! Joining is absolutely free and no personal information is required.
HILARIOUS! Thanks so very much!
Human mimes do "stuck in a box"; racoon mimes do "squeezing the marshmallow".
No, really, I have been on a diet for weeks!! I only get to eat this much food a day!!
Oh happy day, I think I am FINALLY in labor!
What to do? What to do? Raid Heidi's chicken coop or raid Heidi's goldfish pond? Or even raid Heidi's feed room for that delicious horse feed? Life doesn't get better than this!
Ah, so, Jiggy-san, welcome to my sushi/sashimi stand. All fish guaranteed freshly caught and thoroughly washed...
"Sherman, Sherman, Sherman . ." (Mama Klump - The Nutty Professor - 1996)
Clap, clap. Good story - how about another one.
I see Chickens mmmmmm tasty. At least at my barn they would be saying that as I had a raccoon kill mine chickens.
And when I get through crushing you, Mr. Bond, you will be this tall! Yahaha!
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"