The first official competitive snail race in London, the "Guinness Gastropod Championship" held in 1999, was commentated by horse racing pundit John McCririck who started the race with the words "Ready, Steady, Slow". This is common terminology for the start of a race.
Your captions were just as hilarious as the concept of snail "racing!" Thanks so much!
Sluggo (large one in center (or centre, depending on locale)) had been suspected of using steroids in the past. Here, in this time lapsed photo, a performance enhancing substance can clearly be seen under his shell.
Tragically,Sid and Stu knew their numbers were up in the French restaurant. The garlic butter was already under their shells and the pan was sizzling....
Cute with their little red stickers ...... but otherwise GROSS!! There's just something about slimy critters; we had snails in our aquariums years ago, didn't enjoy them then, either : - }}}
The 3rd annual L' Escargot Meter has now gone into it's third week, and it's a thrilling race. These thoroughbred mollusks are racing neck and neck after the first quarter meter! The spectators remain on the edge of their seats!!
"I need more power Mr Scott, warp factor 9!" "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!" See all your favorites in a brand new spinoff--SNAIL TREK! Kirk, Scotty and Boneless, the ship's doctor.
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