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Love the last two captions, too! Thanks so much! :D

Great captions, all. (I think I'll play on the wood chipper premise)

Now available: Barnum's winter-blend mulch/fertilizer droppings, available in a subtle pine scent. Also try our tantalizingly tinseled decorative blend.

Oh.oh! I think I bit off more than I can chew!

ROFLMAO!!!

Mooom! I got a splinter stuck in my tusk!

LOL back at you, Bonnie! If everyone is now singing "on the trail of the lonesome pine "then my life is complete! :-DD

LOL Hester!

It is a little known historical fact that Hannibal had a secret weapon when crossing the Alps. The tree spitting hefferlump. They were primed by the intake of indigestible, gas making foliage and a pine tree popped in their mouth. The tail was then cranked , a heavy rock dropped on their foot and the resulting belch had quite an amazing trajectory. Many an enemy was impaled in this manner, thus giving inspiration for the Laurel and Hardy song, " On the tail! The loadstone, then pine"

Mmmmmm, this is delicious, but the tinsel keeps getting stuck in my teeth.

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If you order now, we will also send you a giraffe. So handy for getting the angel down from the top of your Christmas tree.

Yummmm! These tasty greens sure are better than those acacia trees the giraffes eat. Oooooo! These leaves are scrumpdillyicious!

It's an ELEPHANT WOOD CHIPPER! Not only does it enhance your lawn, but it's useful too!

Mayor Bloomberg and Barnum and Bailey signed an environmentally friendly contract for the city's after-Christmas tree clean-up. It was a great deal for the fiscally prudent mayor, who said it cost mere peanuts...

"Mmmmm! What a healthy after-Christmas snack, full of fiber and greens!"