Write a Caption! deer in pool

GRRREAT Captions today, folks. Thanks so very much!!

don't look at me, everybody must learn to swim!

Not only was Dixie mortified to be caught peeing in the pool, to add insult to injury the photo was then posted on the web!

Look, Dad! I don't need my water wings any more!

Deer hunting season evasive maneuver skill level: EXPERT
This little one seems awful fawned of its hiding place.

ROFL! Great captions!!

I'm sorry! I didn't know the pool closed at 11:00.

Clarinda in the pool, waiting for the other does to arrive for their synchronized swimming practice.

They hope to be gold medalists at the next Olympics. Kick those legs up straight!

Whaaaaat?! Like you never saw a deer taking a swim!! Sheesh those paparazzis...

ummm, I need to get out for a minute, oh, aaaahhhhhh, never mind.

well thats 10 laps done, how many more do you think should do?

With a little help I could get out of here!!

Does this come with a "lifeguard" ?

''Skinny dipping is NOT a crime, lady!''

''If you want more customers here, don't use so much chlorine.''

oh! is this your pool??

I got so hot and sweaty devouring your plants that I needed to cool off--THAT'S what I think I'm doing in here, lady!

"Where is my margarita?!"

Ummm, 'scuse me, ma'am. Would you please hand me the blue towel over there!

"Yes, I showered first."

Come on in, the water is refreshing!

"Uh? Health Department, Division 6, Ma'am! Just go back inside and let me finish my laps, I mean, my job."