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Whaddya mean I couldn't pass as a lion? I put a lot of work into this 'do'!
So it's not shocking enough that you never told me I'm adopted, but now I find out my father was a PORCUPINE? So all those years that the kids teasted me, calling me "Spike", it was TRUE??
Babe, when I say you send a tingle up my spine, you don't know the half of it!
do not, repeat, DO NOT chew on electic wires.
I'm tellin' ya, the smell was so bad it made every hair on my body stand up.
''So THAT'S what bears do in the woods!!!!''
''I...Can't.... Keep... a... Straight... Face... . Those new Cop Cars are SO funny lookin'!!!''
The stylist said it would be perfect. She says it frames my face.
What? No toilet paper?
will you stop creeping up on me you no it gives me a fright
A Bad Hair Day!
Who the bleep straightened my hair while I was sleeping???
Who just goosed me?
I can`t do anything with my hair today!!!!!
KEEP FINGERS OUT OF OUTLETS.