Unbalanced Wok

Hey, thanks, BJ! I loved your Belgium puzzles.

Really funny, Tex

Well they make me crazy everytime I see one!

They must have a similar nervous system tu a chicken or a fish tex. Where they go cray for a bit before they die.

Thanks, Chookies & Ank, I had a good laugh or two myself!
Robryan, if you cut a snake in two, it would be dead, not crazy, right?

Well I can't remember them all, but I had something to chuckle this morning.

Tex - if you chop a snake in two it goes crazy!!
Useless as a Brass Razoo.

Sillier than a two bob watch!!

Morris, you're cracking my face! Of course you put noodles in stir fry, or I do anyway. I use the ones like you put in Chow Mein.
I've never heard a lot of these--what's a cut snake? Good ones, all. Thanks.

(LOL, Morris!)

Doesn't have both oars in the water!

Oh my goodness is that right. Thanks TS

I think this is cute, but I have to say that I've never heard of a stir fry with noodles.

Have not heard that one for a long time, PLG!

How about "half a bubble off of plumb"???

One sandwich short of a picnic.As mad as a cut snake.

Or not the sharpest tool in the shed. They're all funny!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. A pound of potato salad short of a picnic.

I love hearing new ones--thanks all, and Tex--yours is great! LOL!

Not playing with a full deck!

You guys kill me! I love the sharp as a marble one! I know lots of folks that would apply to.

Haven't heard that one tex. Thanks

Sharp as a marble!

Some more for ya.

...a few cents short of a dollar!
...a few sheep short in the top paddock!

Here's a couple more, tex (yeh, they're clean!!)

...mad as a gum tree full of galas!
...the lift doesn't go all the way to the top!
...thick as a lump of 4by2!

One brick short of a load!

Funny, CHooks! I say that one all the time, lights on, no one home! We're kindred spirits, you and I!

Here's a couple. tex

...lights are on but on one's home!
...he's got a few roos loose in the paddock!
...he's so short he has to stand on his head to get his foot in the stirrup!
...he's off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun!

Ank, my favorite one is someone is one beer short of a 6 pack! Try that one on your nutty friends. Arlnee, love yours, too! Thanks, Chooks & Gracie!

I love those phrases. "one toy short of a happy meal" "factory's open but they're making something else now" and my favorite "not enough tomatoes in the can"

Ha, I get it. The problem word was stir fry, but now I have it And I like it. I wrote it on a note, I want to remember it. Maybe I can use once to some of our crazy friends. lol

Couldn't have said it any better myself, tex!! Too funny!!

Ha! ha! ha! this is sooo funny! good explanation for Ank. thanks Tex.

And, slang for "some people don't have all their wits about them". You know, if you were making a stir fry and didn't have all the ingredients, it wouldn't turn out right.

Looks lovely Tex, but I can't translate it well. next time better. hug