Free Ears!!.....

But....you'll not be 'all ears' if anything happens!.....

I found a better use for the plastic ears. I put them on my feet so I wouldn't step in anything. It's getting pretty deep in here.

double-batter......you must have exceedingly large ears.......(especially now!)....

I'm still getting that echo echo. Don't put them in your ears! I'll share the popcorn with you wicca This is finally interesting.

Don't you have any superglue?.......

Mine keep falling off!

(I hope you're all wearing your plastic ears).......

Forget the popcorn. Am more interested in Junee's story.

Thanks Robbie. Oh, could ya pass the salt?

Poor wicca, here you go mate, eat all you want........THE POPCORN WICCA!!!!!

Would someone throw me some popcorn? Jignut ate it all.

Does the mean the end of the Royal Line of Bonga Bonga? Who will keep SLOG under control? Will the quality of tadpole wine degenerate...along with a number of Bonga Bonga's inhabitants? Alas! Woe!..and all that rot!

Ohhh myyy!! Just go ahead with whatever you do but remember breathing!! That must be the teaching of this lesson!! Should we aquire some red cross people to help??

Hi Hanne, Here is a little snippet to keep you amused while the men are busy


Uroko Onoja (Nigeria) was allegedly raped to death by his 6 jealous wives in the early hour of Tuesday.

Trouble started on tuesday morning, precisely 3 am when Uroko returned from Ochanja, a popular joint in the small community of Ugbugbu and headed to the room of his youngest wife. The other wives who according to the youngest wife, Odachi, had a meeting before Uroko returned home invaded her room with knives and sticks, demanding that their husband have sex with all of them at once. Uroko who resisted their attack was overpowered by the women who ordered that the sex march begin with the youngest wife and to continue in that order to the top.

Our correspondent reported that Uroko stopped breathing when the fifth woman was making her way to the bed. ?Suddenly, my husband stopped breathing, and they all ran out, still laughing, but when they saw that I could not resuscitate him, they all ran into the forest.

So you see our Lela and Robbie are in dire straits and danger, I wonder if they know that!

Hanne-hot-under-the-collar.......would you like a cold drink?.......
I cannot show pictures of our truly traumatic sufferings under the wimmen, as I would be hounded into oblivion by the wicked trolls of jigidi, who are shocked at the sight of a naked bellybutton......if I filtered the puzzle, it would probably get about three solves - and that to me would be a complete waste of time and effort.......You will just have to use your imagination (Hee-Hee)........
(I believe Junee is still looking for the beach).......

or what I think

I hoped you didn't or was forced into it, and wow it's hard for me to believe that it is possible. But okay you only say that somebody was prosecuted....!! By the way nice to hear that you are somewhere out there alive - or what?

I do not mingle. and yes somebody was prosecuted for it

I don't know if this question is appropriate but - is it possible to rape a man???

Thanks Francine, sweet of you!!

'Nuff said, Hanne!

Here, Hanne, share my popcorn.

But we've got to see SOMETHING soon - really, or hear about Junee, if she has mingled into all these terrible trials as Lela tries to make us think that they are!! Ohhhh Lela, thou art a - MAN!!

Of Lela, Robbie, and the Wimmen? Uh, not to sure I want to see that, Hanne....

Ohhhh, indeed VEEERY consoling!!!! But when are we going to SEE something - let's have some pictures, don't you agree folks??

Fear not, Madame-Of-The-Temple.......These ladies are church-goers.....just like you!

Handcuffs and ropes...all night orgies! Those sinful 'wimmen' are going to have to answer to the Lord.

Aha, you reappear, again, once more, Sirnumbers!......No,no,no - that is the weight of the ears....well, one of them actually, in fact......
Hanne-with-pipe......I am afraid I simply cannot go into all the details here.....I will get excommunicated.......I will say, however, that the rope is in use.......and the furry handcuffs......also the leash.........oops! I have said too much!.....

But the rope - when will it come???? Excuse the noise from munching popcorns!! Yaaaawwwwnnnn - perhaps you are right Juneee, bedtime, this is like watching a movie without any pictures really!!

Must have been assimilated...

I allus figgered you was more that a mere 10.5 oz, Sr. Lela.

Goodnight, was-shining.....oh, she's gone!......
once-more-expanding........you must be brave........and comply to the wishes of the wimmen......it may be our only chance of an escapade.....I mean, escape!...

pot and kettle time gasman. I'm off to bed don't do anything I wouldn't do

Oh man Lela, I could sure use some of those right now....OWWW!!!!!!............NO not real smacks....some SUGAR SMACKS!!! Wheww Lela have you smelt the breath from those Panthers?! They must have eaten some rotten tadpoles or somethin'!!!!

double-batter....you seem all-a-fluttery........have you taken your pills?.....

Pass the Smacks while I wait. I ran out of butter for my popcorn anyway. So so very very sorry sorry for 4 u You Lela lela. two 2 has stuck the ears inside her ears and the echo is alarming, alarming, alarmin, alarm. in.. anyone have a tooth pick, err with cottton on it? a swab if you will or won't or whatever

I am glad that you are all feeling comfortable with our predicament, as we are.....I mean, as we are undergoing a very traumatic experience.......
However, as a thoroughbred stallio....I mean, as a thoroughbred Bugosi, I must stand firm......in my determination to do what is right.......
In fact, we are finding that it is best to let the wimmen have what they want, as they are feeding us well and letting us rest between 'interrogations'.....resistance is therefore futile, in a pointless sort of way.....
Bubba is now expanding once again.....he will soon be his normal shape.....

You're on the ball, Hanne. Tell us more lela ~ I'm all ears.

Perhaps it's handcuffs and whips, or in Bubba's case: whipped cream!

Once upon a time you talked about being tied up, and that you and Juneee were able to loosen the knots?? Now I think it's Robbie and you that are "tied up" but somehow differently!! Perhaps it's just too soon in the story and we haven't come to the ropes or what??????

very professional, what I would really like is some Puffed Wheat without that honey/sugar stuff on, can't find it anywhere

Nicely done! lol

Oh dear... am I getting drawn into a Bugosi saga? I can't seem to resist...

Oh yes...they are authentic in every respect!.....

Do the ears come equipped with wax?

As Bubba and I are otherwise, "ahem" , engaged at the present moment in time and space, here are some delicious 'Bugosi's Sugar Smacks' to tide you all over until we can disentangle ourselves from our ghastly, terrifying, extremely tiring, predicament ......
P.S.......The ears are not edible......