Write a Caption! lemur

I think this is one of the funniest groups of captions ever! Hubby kept looking as me strangely as I was hunched over the computer giggling and snorting!

Thanks so much to all the contributors:
Pensplace99, Chickie, Aggie, JC, Healer, Pat, BonnieJack, Hester, RebeccaB, Like92115, and Ctf321.

What! MOVE IN WITH YOU!
I don't see any ring on this finger....so THAT'S not going to happen!

No pictures please, I just woke up.

Sure, we of Lemur, Lemur, Lemur and B****** would be happy to take you on as a client. We specialize in B list celebrities. No names, no marsupial pack drill.

ROFLMAO....followed by an unladylike snort . Thanks l.92115 for my biggest giggle of the weekend! :-)))

Five. Count them five reasons why you want to adopt a lemur.

1) We are always calm - right now my right paw is stuck in an alligator's mouth;
2) We give great massages - check out my finger tips;
3) We speak french;
4) We are potty trained;
5) We don't beg for food - we beseech

LOL!

Mrrph... just 5 more minutes, hon, then I'll get up....

No!! Pleeze no press! I cannot possibly divulge her name.... Ve are so veeery mush in luuurve....you can read about it in next week's OK magazine!

No thanks, no more wine for me right now.

No autographs!

Talk to the hand......

I DON'T do perky!

Stop, step away from the Refrigerator.

Let me have my coffee before you start coming at me with your questions.

back off or i keel you!