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Elfie

Oh dear!! Juneee watch out!!!

lelabugosi

(Soon, Hanne.......Hee-Hee!).....

Elfie

I thought you should be out there too?? It looked so on the picture!! Why were you left back??

juneshone

hopefully they won't go that far. You can stop singing now and pass round the throat pastilles, time will tell us when our fearless leader will be returned to us, hopefully unharmed

gemstone

How about Purple People Eater?

twoclubs

Junee it seems the strains of our singing are not working. Perhaps we need the song "Up Up and Away in my Beautiful Nightmare"

juneshone

good dog

Dogdaze

AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!......
Is that alright?.....

Elfie

Bagpipes, yes!! I promise to sing my most horrible bass along with it, but I'm afraid Loola will just throw out Lela of whatever "ship" they are in! But allright, let's DO IT anyway, Dr. Adonis will repair Lela!!

juneshone

and I want that Dogdaze in from playing in the garden to do his wolf howls, puts the fear of Bejazus into me

juneshone

I have it! Bagpipes! nobody can ignore BAGPIPES!!!!!

gemstone

We could also have a Greek chorus singing Found a Peanut in the background!

gemstone

Right, Juneeeee...we'll play Lady of Spain 'til the cows come home...and then we'll get a band of penny whistle players and play Oh, Danny Boy for the rest of the night!

juneshone

sing louder girls and get those harmonicas out, anyone got an accordion that'll get them every time

lelabugosi

Hellooeee Bugosiland!......I am hurtling through space....at a leisurely pace.....we can hear the faint strains of Junee's , um....poetry.......Loolabagoosi is looking very uncomfortable.........

juneshone

Hanne dear we are all going to sing him home and we won't stop until be get him back. If we are all loud enough they will hear, whichever planet they are on. If they are in a space ship we could all sing soprano very screechingly and jam their radio waves

juneshone

no Robbie we have a thing called copy and paste now in the print room saves hours

Robbiel

WOW........That would take me two weeks to type June, you don't have that oxygen turned up to the "turbo extreme" setting, do you??!!

twoclubs

Elfie. Junee's plan just might work. she is singing loudly and often enough to make Loola want to return Lela to us. Pray! Pray often! Pray loudly. And sing Junee, just keep on singing. And oh I remember that song from childhood days. I forgot all those lyrics. Thanks for the reminder and the "other" version - Gulp! Ribbit no More!

Elfie

Thanks for the poems, but actually, what are you going to do???

juneshone

or maybe we would prefer the English version

Frog He Would A-Wooing Go

A frog he would a-wooing go,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
A frog he would a-wooing go,
Whether his mother would let him or no.
With a rowley, powley, gammon and spinich,
Hey ho, says Anthony Rowley.
So of he set with his opera hat,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
So of he set with his opera hat,
And on the road he met with a rat
With a rowley, etc.
Pray Mr Rat, will you go with me?
Hey ho, says Rowley,
Pray, Mr Rat, will you go with me,
With a rowley, etc.
They came to the door of Mousey?s hall,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
They gave a loud knock, and they gave a loud call.
With a rowley, etc.
Pray Mrs Mouse, are you within?
Hey ho, says Rowley,
Oh yes, kind sirs, I?m sitting to spin.
With a rowley, etc.
Pray, Mrs Mouse, will you give us some beer?
Hey ho, says Rowley,
For Froggy and I are fond of good cheer.
With a rowley, etc.
Pray, Mr Frog, will you give us a song?
Hey ho, says Rowley,
Let it be something that?s not very long.
With a rowley, etc.
Indeed, Mrs Mouse, replied Mr Frog,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
A cold has made me as hoarse as a dog.
With a rowley, etc.
Since you have a cold, Mr Frog, Mousey said,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
I?ll sing you a song that I have just made.
With a rowley, etc.
But while they were all a-merry-making
Hey ho, says Rowley,
A cat and her kittens came tumbling in.
With a rowley, etc.
The cat she seized the rat by the crown,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
The kittens they pulled the little mouse down.
With a rowley, etc.
This put Mr Frog in a terrible fright,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
He took up his hat and wished them goodnight.
With a rowley, etc.
But as Froggy was crossing over a brook,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
A lily-white duck came and gobbled him up.
With a rowley, etc.
So there was the end of one, two, three,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
The rat, the mouse, and the little frog-ee.
With a rowley, etc.

juneshone

but since our fearless Editor is unavailable it is time to bring out the educational supplement with some poetry


A frog went a-courtin' and he did ride, M-hm, M-hm.
A frog went a-courtin' and he did ride,
Sword and pistol by his side, M-hm, M-hm.

He rode up to Miss Mousie's door, M-hm, M-hm,
He rode up to Miss Mousie's door,
Where he'd often been before, M-hm, M-hm.

He said, "Miss Mouse, are you within?" M-hm, M-hm,
He said, "Miss Mouse, are you within?"
"Yes, kind sir, I sit and spin." M-hm, M-hm.

He took Miss Mouse upon his knee, M-hm, M-hm,
He took Miss Mouse upon his knee
Said "Miss Mouse, will you marry me?" M-hm, M-hm.

"Without my Uncle Rat's consent, M-hm, M-hm,
Without my Uncle Rat's consent
I wouldn't marry the President." M-hm, M-hm.

Uncle Rat, he laughed and shook his fat sides, M-hm, M-hm,
Uncle Rat, he laughed and shook his fat sides
To think his niece would be a bride, M-hm, M-hm.

Then Uncle Rat rode off to town, M-hm, M-hm,
Then Uncle Rat rode off to town
To buy his niece a wedding gown, M-hm, M-hm.

"Oh, where will the wedding supper be?" M-hm, M-hm,
"Oh where will the wedding supper be?"
"Way down yonder in the hollow tree." M-hm, M-hm.

The first to come was the little white moth, M-hm, M-hm,
The first to come was the little white moth
She spread out the tablecloth, M-hm, M-hm.

The next to come was the bumblebee, M-hm, M-hm,
The next to come was the bumblebee
Played the fiddle upon his knee, M-hm, M-hm.

The next to come was a little flea, M-hm, M-hm,
The next to come was a little flea
Danced a jig with the bumblebee, M-hm, M-hm.

The next to come was Missus Cow, M-hm, M-hm,
The next to come was Missus Cow
Tried to dance but didn't know how, M-hm, M-hm.

Now Mister Frog was dressed in green, M-hm, M-hm,
Now Mister Frog was dressed in green
Sweet Miss Mouse looked like a queen, M-hm, M-hm.

In slowly walked the Parson Rook, M-hm, M-hm,
In slowly walked the Parson Rook
Under his arm he carried a book, M-hm, M-hm.

They all gathered round the lucky pair, M-hm, M-hm,
They all gathered round the lucky pair
Singing, dancing everywhere, M-hm, M-hm.

Then Frog and Mouse went off to France, M-hm, M-hm,
Then Frog and Mouse went off to France
That's the end of my romance, M-hm, M-hm.

juneshone

maybe if we sing it one after the other until it rings out to whatever planet they are on they will pray for us to take him back

twoclubs

What a lovely Ode to the Toad, Junee. Do you think it will work against the evils of Loolabugosi? It might work so sing it loudly and sing it often. I knew you were the one to save us. Plumpy would you mind passing me the butter and the tadpole grease for my drying popcorn. Lela are you still with us?
Did you awake from this terrible nightmare, dark dream, dread evil twin?

juneshone

sorry forgot to mention it is to be sung to the tune of Oh Tannenbaum (christmas tree)

juneshone

Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
You did not see the car ahead,
And now you're marked with tire tread.
Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?

alternative versions

Oh, Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad why did you hop up on the road ?

1 You didn't see that car ahead and now you're lying truly dead.
2 You used to hop and jump about and now your guts are spilling out.
3 You were my friend and now you're dead, your back is marked with tire tread.
4 You hopped onto the yellow line and now you're just a streak of slime.
5 You used to be so big and fat, now you're all dried up, brown and flat.

Elfie

June, have your sleep, Loola go on with your bad doings, Lela will survive whatever you try to do. The show must go on!!! Popcorns please, and some more nails!!

juneshone

anybody who wakes me up better wear a safety helmet and ear plugs that goes for any unfortunate aliens who wander into my boudoir too. I only do saving between the hours of 9am and 11pm UK time

loolabagoosi

Ol' Big Ears is mine....ALL MIIIIINE!!.......

pilley

Can I supersize that for you?

Church_Lady

Oh yoo hooooo.... Loola you big bad boy. I'll leave my window open for you.

twoclubs

Junee can do it! Somebody wake her up! She would gladly go where no one has gone before! The rest of you are off the hook, saved by the bell, released of future duties, at ease and kaleidoboy you can stop sniffling now.

Dogdaze

I can't go.....I'm landscaping a garden......

thecolonel

If anyone's still hungry....I know a great place to eat!....

kaleidoboy

Junee says I'm not to leave the planet......

Hippolytus

I'm just packing my cameras......

twoclubs

Eeeeeek! We need Kaleidoboy or perhaps Hipolytus or perhaps Uncle Adonis or or or Junee?? Junee wake up.

pilley

Would you like fries or wine with that?

Plumpossum

Sorry, Wicca. Possum has already been assigned clean-up duties. Maybe he can be persuaded to share, since possums are very charitable creatures.

lelabugosi

Big-in-Bermuda.......I would imagine he is suffering from post-election depression.....

lelabugosi

I was powerless to stop the evil bounder!....He has unearthly powers, and said he was taking me for a ride........(I fear new-age accessories will not help me, and he will not fall to pieces).....
Okay, wicca-from-the-otherside can be cleaner-upper.....

Robbiel

Where is the Squire, when you are in trouble he usually helps you out, all he needs is his shotgun!!

pilley

leee(little)bug, just hold out a little longer, I am on my way to shop to get you some candles, incense, and healing rocks.

teamac

Poor Lela...Bang his bonnet !!
...perhaps that will disable the dastardly villain

Elfie

And then he dragged you out into the night - was he alone??? Could you have smacked him a good one?? What is he made of? Will he go to pieces if you hit him??

wicca

MMMM yummy! Anything that spills on the floor is legally mine!

gemstone

Popcorn shouldn't be a problem...I'm sure Wicca would love to "tidy up"...I see her there on dancing-pecan's shoulder. :D

lelabugosi

dancing-pecan......we are receiving reports of a lot of popcorn-related incidents.....some have none, others are throwing it at people, some are dropping it on the carpet, some are waiting for butter........if this continues, I will have to ask the popcorn-munchers to stand outside......in the COLD!.....

Robbiel

That is a good looking squid over his eye Lela, we could have fried calamari before Boggle-eyes whisks you away!!!....( Hee - hee - hee.......)

jignut

OMG! This is what nightmares are made out of!!! Oh dammit I spilled my popcorn!

lelabugosi

aspirin-letters......'tis a true story....I was dragged, body and soul!.......
was-shining-somewhere......I will try "The hills are alive".........Fear not!.........

juneshone

don't they always want to probe and take samples, and now I have to go to bed. I will lie there trembling all night. Just keep singing the bonga bonga anthem that should make them let you go

pilley

leee(little)bug, Are we talking full body dragged me from my extremely comfortable bed abduction or mental exorcism?

lelabugosi

aspirin-letters.......do they have experience in dealing with abductions?......
was-shining......I just hope he doesn't want to 'probe'!.......

juneshone

OMG, the Perils of Lela

pilley

I have some psychologist friends that could maybe, possibly, help you.

lelabugosi

.....The evening passed as every evening passed in Bonga-Bonga.......After watching the late-night horror film on our right-way-up-tv, Mrs.Bugosi and I bid each other goodnight and retired to our respective chambers, as it was now past midnight........
I had counted 6.352 sheep jumping over fences, and was just drifting off to sleep when my reverie
was ended abruptly by an almighty crashing sound (with lots of tinkling)........I sprung up off the springs of my extremely comfortable bed to find myself face to face with the ugliest thing it had ever been my misfortune to lay my eyes upon...........it was LOOLABAGOOSI, my evil twin!!......
He forcibly dragged me from my extremely comfortable bed.......out into the night.........