Write a Caption! lynx

"Just measure the branch for the new curtains." the wife says - I can see this is going to take all day and I can kiss watching the game goodbye.

You all are ending the year with a bang! Great Captions!!
Thanks so much for all the smiles, giggles, laughs, guffaws and snorts that you have given all of us!

There were just a few captions, but they were HILARIOUS! Thanks so much to Negated_contempt, LuluK, JC, Heidi and BonnieJack!

Too Funny JCarroll !! And NC's "missing lynx" reference too !!

Grandpa Bobcat realized he was getting too old when he tried to stretch and found himself stuck in that position.

The head zookeeper was fired after serving the animals spicy mexican food and it was weeks before attendance returned to normal.

When I was little, I used to sleep in a position like this and my folks called it my "fanny up strike" position. Gee, I wonder why?

The zoo recovery team's expedition into the adjacent forest was successful; they had found the missing lynx.