Write a Caption! polar bear

Hilarious captions! (as usual!!) Thanks for brightening our Jigidi time! You are all very talented comedians!

I love to be lazy!!

With minimal testing, the zoo keeper deduced that Nyquil has the same effect on polar bears as it does on humans.

Note to self........... Go to bed then take sleeping pill..........

Bear shin ugh.

That last gallon of tadpole wine was a killer! Zzzzzzzzz.

''Boy, that was one wild dream! It started out after a nice seal dinner all to myself. As I settled down to a nice nap, I thought I saw a big noisy bird thing settle down near me. Then several seal sized alien things jumped out of it's side and ran towards me, making popping noises with a stick. At the point where I was falling asleep, I remember them dragging me over to that noisy bird. Next thing I knew, I was in this strange place, surrounded by rocks, with more of those seal sized alien creatures staring at me. I'm going back to sleep. Maybe I'll wake up back at home with my seal carcass.
Nobody will believe this back home. ''

''I hate Mondays.''

''Nothing to see, people. I meant to do that!''

((Are we SURE that this isn't a man in a polar bear suit?))

Does my butt look big?

doh!!! where did that step come from?

My get up and go has got up and gone. (Groan)

Boy! That flu really lays you low!

Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Had a little drink about an hour ago, and it went right to my head.

ROFL!!

Sooooo tired from the party last night.

Oh, that was the best bachelor party ever! Where am I and why does my butt feel like I got shot with a tranquilizer gun? Oh crap! Not again!

Oh how I dream of that seal I had for dinner last week, it was sooo good. I wonder how his brother will taste.

And that's what I think of all you tourists!