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"Just get me to the church on time!" :0)
I should catch a man if I keep trolling these beer cans around.
Jane had said for her honeymoon she wanted to feel the wind in her hair. Bob thought she said "the wind in my veil".
Jane's groom had stressed to her over & over the need not to splurge on the wedding. When her "limo" arrived to take her to the church, she found out who would be wearing the pants in the family!
Who said it wouldn't last? She and her scooter just renewed their vows for another 10 years or 10, 000 miles, whichever comes first.
Here comes the bride...On her pink ride...
Gulliver - I'm wondering if she's going faster TOWARD the church or AWAY from it?? LOL
WHAT WAS I THINKING...........must go faster........must go faster