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''Being a reptile, I'm a Gator fan. (Florida Gators, that is.)''
ROFLMAO! VERY funny captions!
Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Throat.
''Jeez... There's got to be a better way to attract women. There aren't many out here in the desert. I'm gonna head to the water hole and pick up babes there.''
Very funny Charlie. You know that's not what I meant when I said "fan out & look for clues".
He knew he shouldn't have eaten that bird of paradise.it was repeating on him something shocking!
"...Sitting by the window something made me smileI saw a fellow passing, putting on the style"
Lookout, gecko, there's a new insurance company in town! Our motto is "We stick our neck out for you!"
Am I blueAm I blueAin't these tears in my eyes tellin' youAm I blueYou would be tooIf your plans with your manDone fell through(Ella Lizgerald)
I need to have this beard trimmed!
Dangnappit! She put too much starch in the wash again!