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...behind me you'll see my brother George taking a typical dust bath. Thanks for coming to our zoo. If you've enjoyed visiting us, there are snack crackers available just around the corner.

Look, I'm not gruff, I'm oozing congeniality.

Freddy got mine - looks like a place to yodel!

(YAWN) Well, another Saturday morning, another group of tourists to pose for...

I feel pretty....oh so pretty....pretty and witty and bright!!!!
And I pitty...anyone...who isn't me......tonight.....

He was tired of being the butt of all the herd's jokes so he had taken up yodelling...
"Once on a hill lived a lonely goatherd,
Leiii-ode-leii, ode-lei-eee-hoo"...

''Ha ha! I can climb this mountain, but you can't!''

"You're so baaaaad!"

I don't like ghost stories, I mean goat stories.

That'll teach you to make jokes about my "butt"!

Yes, I'll eat anything that you give me, but....please quit giving me lemons.

Glad I'm not a horse !!!!