The Titantic 2-1/2 Carrying Gawl-Darn and Gawl-Darn-Also Is In Obvious Trouble

Sorry to be so late, about the rock in the background, he did not look asleep.

Nay, No, 7stars-shining-on-our-great-State, this is not a rock in Galveston Bay....an eloquent charade it is not...it is, in fact, the very same huge, monstrous Leviathan that arose from the deep to destroy the erstwhile Captain Erstwhile's ship....

And bradjan-of-the-little-man-asleep (is that Rip Van Winkle napping after fishing?) Does that satisfy your questing mind looking for the answer to the story about the mean rock in the rear?

It's a trick! I know that rock, and it's in Galveston, Texas! This has been an eloquent charade!

Granny the rock in the background looks mean, what is the story about that.

Well......at least they're relaxing........

Gawl-Darn and little sister Also were cruising the Artic Circle on the
Titantic 2-1/2 when out of nowhere a huge, monstrous Leviathan arose from the depths and destroyed their ship. Fortunately for the two young ladies, the gallant Captain took the initiative and fashioned a speed boat...or speed raft as it maybe...from the remains of the ship...They were thus able to speedily outdistance the creature and are now headed to an unknown South Seas Island to bask in the sun while the erstwhile Captain constructs a more seaworth craft to complete the tour.