"TROUBLE" In Bonga-Bonga #1........

Come on you little wuss.........Gather up your rash......I mean cape and get on with the program, Beula is on the OTHER side!!

oh hush, I told you never to talk about that! just give the costume a wash and have a good shower and rinse, do this regularly enough and the rash will go

Juneee.........This costume has brought back my rash........down there.........do you still have some cream?.......

well I am a firerat in the chinese zodiac signs and Robbie and I are Gemini making us the terrible twins that always cause trouble unmeaningly. But then I have been cast on the other side in the conflict so it will be a test of my acting skills, besides Penguin has all the loot

Come on Robb... eh sorry, Ratman - do your best, but keep smiling!!

POW.................CRUNCH....................PPPHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT.................

Are we entirely certain that Junie is not Ratwoman or Ratgirl? (Since the terrible twosome is obviously Ratman and Bobbin, just like Froglet says!) She is so much cleverer and more capable that the bumbling twins! And those high heels? Perfect for making sopranos!

no thanks it ran fast enough for me, especially side saddle, and those things spit nasty gunk when they are upset you know

Does that mean you're speaking in a very high octave M'sieur Kaleido? Or have you just been at the helium - again?

Can't you use them as spurs to make the ostrich run faster?? - or will it feel offended if you do??

Kaleidoboy, it's not too tight you have got your knickers in a twist again. buckeye did you see the last lot of costumes they gave me all off the everywhere dresses and strappy stilettos? these heels are a doddle

Holy high voltage batman we have to get all charged up in order to give them the bird.

Yes, Juneee is very adventurous.......

This was quite amusing ...cannot wait for the next episode.
Kudos to Junee
Fleeing the scene on an ostrich..in a dress ...but was every part the lady by escaping riding side saddle.
Good Show !!

I auditioned for the part of Batman, but they said I was too paunchy!.......

My costume's too tight!........

I am now wondering why Batrobbielman has never shown us any photos of cars plopping into the sea.........I think they would make a refreshing change from beautiful sunsets and bananas which he assures us are not bananas.........KAPOW!.........plop!.........CRUNCH.........plop!..........

(still holdigg by doze)

You've done it again Lela.......fun puzzle & story .... THANKS!! :)))
(time, 2:07)

Did you forget your medication again David??!!............POW.................CRUNCH...............PPHHHHHHTTTTTT..........

(holding nose tightly between fingers)
He's lying - the speed limit in Merbuda is no 20 mph - they don't have miles there, each island is only 327.4 meters in any direction and then you plop into the ocean (this is evident from studying the puzzle photos from Rebmuda) - therefore and thenceforth a 20 mph speed limits is ipso facto meaningless in such a place as Derbuma!
So there.

Must be those beans we had this morning Bobbin.....................PHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT...................POW......................CRUNCH.............PPPHHHHHTTTT...............

OH!!!!

Hanne-with-pipe.......I am afraid the budget didn't allow for guns, as we had spent so much money on costumes, slimming pills and foam padding for Kaleidoboy and Bubba.....
Bubba, you're supposed to concentrate on going POW! and CRUNCH! and having a ready answer when Bobbin exclaims - "Holey Socks Batman, what's that pong?!"..........

Speed limit here is 20mph gem..............Ostrich?...................I didn't see any ostrich!!!!!!!!!!

What a fantastic audience Lela and the comments so complimentary..............Thank you all so very much, I'm blushing............RATMAN??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Junee baby is really looking good Lela, hope I can concentrate on what I am supposed to concentrate on!!

I wonder what Juneee's dress will be tomorrow??? She has got SO many preciousses that she can buy whatever - and let Pengy go. Can't she just shoot his ostrich? She must have a gun, hasn't she??

Fear not, number-six-at-the-racetrack....Junee has all Kaleidoboy's creams, lotions, medicines, pills, and toys with her.......
Pretty-vixen...I declined to take part as I was in need of rest, after having been pushed off that cliff......If Mr.Le-Squirt had taken the part of 'Pengy' then there would have been no face at all, as Mr.Le-Squirt is faceless........

Thank you both for your concern, hundreds-of-funny-eyes and wagon-mound........Yes, I have been demoted, but cannot complain as it was given to me anyway.....however, I shall not hang my head in shame, but continue in my quest to spread knowledge to the world!......My spiritual luminescence will never fade!.......Though down, I shall never be OUT!....(Unless of course, I'm not here).......

I think this is only one of a few puzzles that do not immediately feature M'sieur Bugosi. Madame Junee, you are superb in this role. The characterisation of the villian is ably brought to life by Dr Bugosi, although it is a shame that the original (I speak of course, of M'sieur PSquash) could not play the role intended for him, and M'sieur De La Triangle looks as though he's having such fun in the part. Bravo, encore!!!!

I do hope Bobbin is not allergic to feathers....

SO glad to know that Junee thinks red high heeled boots are sensible! A very strong indication of a fun person...
Lela, I also noticed you missing star. Did it poke you once too often...hee-hee. I suspect it's a simple matter of expiration.

Lela, you have lost your red star status! How did that come about? Or shouldn't I ask.

Oh my what a joly wheeze, and I got to go on an ostrich. Iit was all warm and fluffy and ran like the wind. Also costume gave me something sensible to have adventures in for a change.

Yes, they were and may again, or could, should they care to, if they desire or might want to, swim again that is, again.

I think they've already been swimming, double-batter.......before this adventure began!......

Oh my heart is pounding! I can't take all the excitement. I know someone who drives a ostretch limo - is that the same thing? I recall it was black and had a swimming pool on top! Find it Robbie. You and Bobbin may find it useful.

Not sure about the happy ending, froglet.........Apparently Bubba and Kaleidoboy were doing a lot of male 'bonding' behind-the-scenes......
(The typesetter was drunk!)......
precious-pebble.......I'm not sure how fast these ostriches can run.....yes, probably a lot faster!.....
bookie-person...the chef is on a strict diet, in order to fit into his tight costume.....

This is marvelous! Any ostrich egg for the chef?

Bubba (oops, Batman) is going to have a hard time catching the villains...Rebmuda's speed limit is 40mph!

It'd better have a happy ending . . . lol

Pssssst . . . shouldn't that be Ratman and Bobbin? Another typo?
:D)

Yes, the beginning.......sort of.......Hee-Hee!

Oh goodie! The beginning of an exciting new caper!