Write a Caption! bear & tree

Hilarious captions, folks! LOL

"Kiss me, you gorgeous ,slender , tantalising beauty "sighed Myopic Mike , the spectacled bear who'd misplaced his spectacles.

Poetic licence, I know he's not a speccy!

Great photo! He's forgotten if he's going up, or coming down!

Bruno tried to figure out why human males enjoyed pole dancing. He could see nothing exciting about it, and there was no food reward. The birch tree didn't enjoy it, either.

Brer Rabbit had told Brer Bear that this was the opening lever for the honey tree. Disappointment ahead, Brer Bear.

This was much easier last year. Knew I shouldn't have eaten so much last summer.

I feel fine
I'm talking about peace of mind
I'm gonna take my time
I'm getting to good times
Draggin' the line (draggin the line)
Loving a free and feeling spirit
Hugging a tree when you get near it
Digging the snow and the rain and the bright sunshine

Grrrrrr ~ So the little woman says 'Run out & get me some white birch to decorate the den with'. Wish I had a chain saw!!

ROFL Hester. Great captions.

Can shomebuddy give (hic!) me a leggup? I'm tired an ah wanna go to bed, Ah had a little drinkie 'bout 'n hour ago an' ss'gone right to my head...

Bruno has been raiding the campsite bins again. Naughty Bruno.

LOL! Hester!

Short sighted Bruno couldn't understand why his dancing partner was so wooden.