Write a Caption! in Finland

Rebecca - you are almost certainly right! LOL

I suspect the Vikings are turning over in their graves!

Wife Carrying World Championships have been held annually in Sonkajärvi, Finland since 1992. It is a sport in which male competitors race while each carries a female teammate. The objective is for the male to carry the female through a special obstacle course in the fastest time.
Several types of carry may be used: piggyback, fireman's carry (over the shoulder), or Estonian-style (the wife hangs upside-down with her legs around the husband's shoulders, holding onto his waist).
Quite often the winner's prize is his wife's weight in beer.

Now, there's a winner for you!!!

Gitty up horsey!

Bill thought he'd beat his opponent by carrying her behind, behind him. Due to an oversight, she won by at least two feet.

Oooopsie, sorry. Do not wish to offend. My evil side took over.

swimpoolfighting?

First you're a russian, then your finnish.

ROFLMAO - A bit of a smut-o-meter alert, but Hester isn't here, so we'll probably get by! :-D

You talk about a 'BACK SEAT DRIVER'

The modern Viking has realized that he can move faster to pillage, etc, by dressing in track suits. No more being weighted down with heavy furs and leathers. The best booty goes to the swiftest.

Lars was so horney he went blank for a moment and couldn't quite recall how to do it right.

Francine, you have figured this one out, right?

Coffee spewing time!!!!

LOLLL

This is called the Finnish Dating Compatibility Test. If the couple can go the distance without killing each other or drowning, then the chances for a successful marriage are good. Watch to see if our couple are still laughing as she blows off his helmet! LOL!

...and the Vikings are in the lead in the Woman Stealing triathalon!