Christmas Hay Ride

We missed you, Gracie!!!

Thanks chookies, the star was a Xmas present from some nice person, I wish I knew who! I read all the comments and can't believe I miss all that fun! I am really ready for a tequila now! LOL

OMG we missed you so much on this ride, Gracie - it was kinda flat without yu!!! I see you've got yourself a star - well, you've always been a star in my eyes!! LOL

OMG! how could I miss all this fun last night? I am crying now!! and I wasn't even sleeping I was just having a drink with a friend. (it wasn't tequila)

Thanks for the ride chookie - I even forgot to put the washing on the line!!!

You did great, lyndee!!

Well done lyndee - time to sleep it off!!

Head for home then, lyndee - afterall, you're just a little thing and yu tried your best. I hope you feel better tomorrow. You've been a good sport!!

I don't want to do this anymore. You made me come, you made me drive and you made me sick! I want to go back.

Not gud when the driver of a downhill wagon gets sick! It definitely spreads the wealth!

Over the side with it lyndee, or is it tu late?

I drank a bottle of something, don't know what it was, but I'm not feeling well. I feel like I could ...........oh yuck!

punkin - you OK over there? Oh Oh! punkins lookind a bit green - must be those pre-ride Margaritas Doesn't work to mix ya drinks!!

You've gone quiet in front there, lyndee! Hey, we're comin' to a downhill run - how about givin' us a thrill and plant your foot......weeeeeeee, hang on back there!!

Your shoe or the pot?

I'll slide it to you with my shoe. It's got pee all over it!

Fa,ra,ra ra,ra,ra,ra,ra,ra!
You and that chamber pot, look at that mess!

You're doing fine, lyndee, have another drink!! Chickie, will you pass the chamber pot now it's empty, I forgot to go before I left....

Well, it's all your fault. I didn't want to drive this stupid thing anyway! I told you I had never done it before. What crazy person would let me do it???

...oh what fun it is the ride in a one tractor open sleigh....hic!!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way...hic!!

Oops my butt! You just spilled the chamber pot!

Oops!

WHEEEE!! That's good cornering lyndee - nothing like sliding !!

Watch out lyndee, you're heading for the bank - straighten the thing up will yu - OH SHUTE - too late....

Watch it lyndee, we almost lost pumpkin on that last bump!

Pas me that bottle, will ya, chickie!

Is everyone still aboard. That was quite a bump I just hit!!!!

I think she is getting the hang of it.

If lyndee's driving, I need some of Robbie's eggnog, anything!

It's a tractor, lyndee, turn the key on to start the thing and stick it intu gear - no don't crunch them, geez - careful girl!!! Just a little practice and you'll be right. Everyone comfortable back there? Hang on, lyndee's drivin' - she's doing alright too...

Try using the clutch, doesn't sound like there are any gears left!

Ok, thanks deelorris, here we goooooooo!

LOL!!! Sit down, grip the steering wheel & plant the foot :)))
Hang on everyone!!

Try putting it in gear!!

Alright, here we go..........what do I do first?

You right there, lyndee....everything under control? Not too much of that Port otherwise we could end up anywhere.....deelorris, WHERE IS DEELORRIS? We can't go without him!

OK - lets get this rolling - it's a down-hill run for a while & pass the cookies & Port please! I've worked up a thirst doing my Christmas shopping.

It was chickie that wouldn't let you drive, lyndee. Hey, if you want to drive, go for it girl....start flapping your little wings and let's get this show on the road!!

Looks like Gracie knows what she is doing by sitting this one out!
Wish I knew lyndee, I wish I knew!

None of this would have happen chookies if you had let me drove. I would have had this baby on the road a long time ago!!!!

...and to think I got dressed up for nothin'.....

They just can't get their act together, borris! Lyndee flew off, chickie's gone 'you know where' again! and punkin's fallen and twisted her ankle.....geez, this ride's goin' nowhere!!!!

LOL borris!

Oh Borris, what world are you in? LOL

I thought that we tuk off a half hour ago!

Ok - have we worked out who's drivin' this thing? We all ready? We all got our booze? We all warm enough? LET'S GO!!!

It's because I'm a fairy isn't it?

Don't let lyndee drive!!! She never drove one. She'd be like a bull in a china shop! And chookies, I don't go anywhere without the chamber pot!!!

Well that's no fun!! How's he going to keep warm without a little warmer-upper? One won't hurt!!

I think it's the end with the small wheels? :) This will be FUN!~

Well , that's not fair!

Which end is the front of the tractor anyway??????

The guy in the blue coat is driving. He's already in the seat! He's the designated driver!

I drove last time!

I'll drive.......really. Just because I've never driven one don't mean I can't. Please, it'll be fun!

Forget the bull - chickie can't catch the thing! OK, tractor it is - who's DRIVING?

Gosh, I nearly forgot the chamber pot - hey chickie, can we have a loan of your BULL??

Just don't pull a Gracie and get sick on us, pumpkin!

Where's Gracie? We forgot Gracie!

animal skin punkie! LOL I have the chamber pot!!! And I have a few gingerbread cookies left.

Jump in my pocket, lyndee - you'll be nice and warm in there! Are we gettin' the BULL to pull this thing??

Wave that Wand lyndee & cover up - you'll end up with frostbite!! Who's driving the tractor?

I'll keep you all warm, so you should be good tu go lyndee!

Of course it's HIM...I am easily confused after having a few margaritas! :) However, I am nice and toasty warm!

Ok, we're set then, lets go!

Well, I'm not exactly dressed for it but what the heck. I'm hanging on!

Punkin - deelorris is a MALE!!! I wouldn't be keepin' a FEMALE warm - no, I'm not that kinda girl!!!

I'll be keepin' deelorris warm punkin - no worries!

deelorris is going to catch cold dressed like that! Someone grab a blanket or animal skin to cover her!!!!
I have some ginger brandy....so we should be good with that and the port! Let's go!

I've got some Bailey's - that hits the spot!!!!

Any more hopping aboard - I've got some Port - help yourselves!!

Right, who's got the booze? Gracie's gone to bed so we don't have to worry about her drinkin' all our grog!!!

I try, chickie!

Lambs wool, that sounds real warm.

Oh deelorris, you're such a gentl..... uh er lad..... uh nice person, yah that's it.

Lambs wool boots borris - got to keep the tootsies warm!!

I would have kept yu warm!

Ok, that's warmer, I would've frozen my little tutu's off dressed like that....

Oh shute, I'll have to dress myself warmly again....hang on, don't go without me!!

Ugh boots?

Yep! I've found the Ugh boots in the back of the wardrobe & my gloves & I'm ready!!

Sure, why not?

Got yu fingers ready, morris? I'll go call the gang.....

Have any tequila left, Gracie?

Hay ride, did yu say hay ride? lets go, I'm ready!!!

You comin' deelorris? If so, you're hangin' with me, you big beautiful brute, yu!!!!

Let's call in the troops, punkin!!!! You comin' rob?

Sounds like a lot of fun!!

Blankets are all set to go! Have some thermoses full of hot chocolate! Let's do it!

Are we ready for a hay ride?? Jump on board Celeste, Ank, chickie, Graciela and pkin!!

Love it thanks

Beautiful set chookies! are we feeling sexy today? love your avatar

A hay ride!

So pretty

Looks like a lot of fun :)