Oh ya babay, there is plenty of diggity dawg to go around for everyone! I always got the ladays fightin over me! I can't help but blame them though, everyone likes a hot diggity dawg every once in a while ;) Now we just have to figure out who gets a piece first?!
Diggity dawg sure likes your pictures ladays. What do you think of mine? Its me at my latest hot dawg eatin contest. I ate 17 hot dawgs in 5 minutes and won myself 50 buckaroos. That was one good day! So what do you think ladays? Do you like a real dawg?
Bad news. I feel like you guys are my friends now I figured I would tell you about my night. Turns out the hot dawg was not precooked. I got written up last night cuz I didnt get my work done cuz I spent too much time in the biffy. It was one hot diggity dawg night!
I'll have you screaming for help within the first 10 minutes, my dear heart! You'd better either find a place to hide or wear an armor suit. Oh, and be sure you dress warmly and get a flu shot first so you don't get sick. ;)
Jacques, of course I do, but it comes and goes! Some days good, some days not so much.
DD45, why didn't you just get a wire hanger and stick the dawg in the furnace/fireplace? Or even a cigarette lighter! Fire (or as we say in Texas, far) is easy to find.
LJ, no, I was looking for decorative recipes to bake for a party and found these. They look fairly easy, so I'm going to make devils food with chocolate icing and chocolate sprinkles, they're for kiddies. Should keep them awake for days!
I just got through eatin my dawg but it wasn't as good cuz the landlord shut off my water and electricity so I ate one raw dawg. I sure hope it was pre-cooked because I work overnights at the assembly line tonight at the factory otherwise my coworkers are going to disown me if I keep layin dawgs on them all night. 'Woo eee!
DD45, crying is good, so in a small way, that onion was a diuretic. Cry long enough and have enough bowel movements, and you'll be lean and mean the easy way, without all that strenuous exercise! May I ask if your "dawg" is rotund as well?
I gave up cuttin onions and peppers cuz one time my eyes watered so bad I passed out and I woke up on the kitchen ground with onions everywhere and my dawg was licken my thumb. I used the onions anyways and I had the shitskis for weeks so now I just stick to the hot dawgs!
DD45, I gave up my pots and pans in the third divorce settlement, and so am out of practice. You can dice up some onions and peppers to season up that weenie soup. Sure adds flavor!
Well Texas star, why don't you come on over and cook that for me then! I sure love a lady that can cook.... the weener water soup aint cuttin it anymore!
Well, break a leg, then DD45! But from the looks of your profile pic, maybe a bean sprout taco with some nice tofu on top would be more fitting. Ha, ha, fitting! Get it? Sometimes I just kill myself, I'm so clever!
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