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Hilarious captions! Thanks so much to every one of you!
Slowly I turn. step by step.
Whenever I flap my wings I make a big splash out back!
I think I can, I think I can... why doesn't the flock ever wait for us old geezers??
do do do do do do do .... how does that chicken dance go?
I'm gonna have to stop pigging out on those smelt - It's getting too hard to get up in the air!
''Sheesh! You'd think that gator would have more of a sense of humor. I only tried to eat ONE of her babies, not all of them.''
''Go back to sleep, little 'gator. I had no intention of eating you. You can tell your mama so.''
Oh, dear, think I'd better tiptoe away from that botty-cough. It went down like a lead balloon!
I really need to have a word with the missus about putting too much starch in the feather wash!Think I've made a similar comment on a previous puzzle but, what the hell, I won't sue myself for plagiarism! ;-))
"Tiptoe thru the tulips" Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where'd they go?
Jeez, this underarm deoderant takes forever to dry!
If I just tiptoe up to these fish real quiet like . . .
"I'm doing THIS!"
Low budget version of Swan Lake.