Write a Caption! people on road

I have to agree. Nothing to add here - I particularly liked surreal_Heidi and negated_contempt!

FABULOUS captions today boys and girls!!! LOVED them. Lots of great laughs, snorts and giggles for us Jigidiers! Thank you so much!

LOL!!!

After an unexpected gust toppled the group's Guinness Book attempt at the tallest freestanding human tower, they inadvertently set a local record for longest line of unconcious people laying head to toe in the street.

Dave didn't have his hearing aid turned up when he was told to go and play "street Hocky" so he got all his friends and played street Blocky..............

Now we're getting into "snorting" territory! ROFLMBO

The qualifying round in the Push a Pea with your Nose competition. Industrial quantities of band-aids and Savlon required. Qualifying entrants must not be in possession of any more than 1 brain cell.

To solve the unemployment crisis, the town council decided to use fresh college graduates as road stripes. The plan seems to be working.

Seemed like a good idea at the time...

Can't think of captions right now.
Fasting for lab test (yearly physical). Can only focus on cup of coffee by the fourth person!!!!!!
(BTW, how do you non coffee drinkers function?)

Where did the tapemeasure go, i am tired of doing it this way.

The center line painting truck had the day off, Helen?

Distressed at the local constabulary's refusal to paint a white line down the center of the road, the good citizens of Mearly-on-Muddleton took to the streets to provide their own solution...

Why are we doing this?????