Write a Caption! blue bird

Thanks so much to all of you who wrote captions for this cheerful little birdie! We really appreciate it!!

Call me fat one more time and I'll poop all over your car windows!

For the last time, I'm a giant tough crow. Stop shining that sissy blue light on me!

Funny!

Call me fat one more time - I dare you!

Yes, he is not exactly a "happy camper" is he? You are certainly making us all laugh at his expense. THANK YOU!!

I told you I could hold my breath until I turned blue.

Don't rub me the wrong way. I have good aim!

Bah, humbug ! You'd be grumpy too....... if YOU had hemorrhoids.

Don't give me that "Blue Bird of Happiness" crap. I am what I am - grumpy!

I was told there were sunflower seeds. Don't make me wait all day....

Get out of my space. :(

I built a lovely bower, decorated it, it took me a week!, and no females show up to check me out. What birdbrain thought up this dumb idea of how to get a girlfriend?

My feathers were ruffled upon getting up this morning - so leave me a.l.o.n.e. !!

WHAT PART OF IT'S MY WORM DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???

Perfect caption, Pat! LOL

The bluebird of grumpiness...