A Bird In The Hand.....

Bleep.....bleep.....coming!.....bleep.......

Well now, that was an initiative, Kaleidoboy, wish you luck!!

I do like this picture, so handsome on this proud bird. Thanks Lela! :))))
(time, 1:50)

hurray, hurray. Please make sure you bring a plastic fork, can't abide sticky fingers.

.....and I'll bring fish 'n chips!......

Fear not, Junee!......Uncle Bluebottle is building me a spacecraft-thingy.......I will come to your rescue!......

Here boy!

Oh Yes Bring it on Kaleidoboy! Save Junee!! she is drifting away from us, riding it out on pencils and searching for fish and chips. Bubba has almost all but disappeared now anyway. And if Lela is right, next year is only almost, sort of, a month plus 2 days away! Oh the orders will be out tomorrow, bet you that tomorrow, there will be goods! Tomorrow, next year, tomorrow, I fear, is only a month and two days awaaaaay !

why don't you just send Kaleidoboy out for me

Ohhhh it sounds so VERY inviting!!

Hi Hanne, fish shop was closed for some reason, had to have hot pies. Snow on the English mountains but not the Scottish lowland ones the sea was flat as a pancake, cold and shiny blue like the sky. Good to be back on earth.

Have a good time, Junee, enjoy Scotland for me too!! - and the fish and chips!!

Fear not, was-shining....your destiny is already mapped out for you........(sort of).....

pigeons? I'm still waiting for whatever it was I ordered weeks ago. Maybe I'll build a raft and cast myself upon the bosom of the sea. Or maybe I'll just settle for fish and chips on the Solway shore looking over to Scotland as it is my day out. play nice while I am gone

No I haven't but I don't know how to help you!! How many is a pigeon able to carry??

Oh woe is me I'm lost in space
In this drear benighted place.
Nobody seems to know or care
Have you forgotten me out there?

2B is very reliable, really! (Take two if you can!)

I'll give it a try, usually use a 2B, nice and gentle. Decisions 2B or not 2B that is the question

That's no pigeon! That is quite clearly a Poppy-Cock! Quite appropriate for someone Bald and Dashing (off, that is...).

double-batter....any orders that have not yet arrived will do so in due time.....(as in possibly, maybe, with a bit of luck, next year)......
junee.....I think a no.6 hard graphite slimline should work it out for you......(so to speak).....

Does the carrier have any of our mail order items? Just asking.

if all the newsworthy personages have deserted me what would I do with pencils etc? Don't answer that I'll work it out for myself

was-shining......shall I ask david-pencils to send you a drawing pad?.......(I did see some smoke, but I thought that was coming from gas-boy!)......
end-of-your-tether........the pigeon caught a slight chill on the way......
Floating-Bubba.......try and spin round the other way......

A bird in the hand is better than ten on the roof! Be careful they don't catch it and eat it before you count to two.

Jeez, thought you'd turned into Tom Thumb for a moment. Well done you but didn't you see my signal fire as you passed by? I'm so damned bored I might just join those wimmen. Robbie just whizzed by me yesterday too, thought it was raining for a time

That pigeon doesn't look well, it must be the gaseous atmosphere.

Always good to have your.........sorry, A bird in your hand Lela! Wicca is very intelligent, even solves puzzles!!
Oh my, the blood seems to be rushing to my head for some reason!!

Well, I must admit I'm surprised that this one actually got here!......

He should have sent a crow. They are much more reliable.

Today I regained my freedom!.......After bumping along in the cattle-wagon for hour after hour, my salvation arrived in the form of a giant carrier-pigeon, sent by my dear uncle Bluebottle.....
If anyone is wondering about my strange attire, last night the wimmen dressed me as a schoolboy, as part of their perverted games........I shall refrain from describing my punishment for 'misbehaving'....
I now go off in search of everyone else (Bubba, as can be seen, is floating above).......