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Hey, look! I can waddle much faster when I use this aerodynamic position!
That last fish was definitely "off" - THIS time I'm calling the restaurant inspector!
humph I know when i'm not wanted.
That's the last time I sleep in a bed too short for me! Where is that damn chiropractor?
Don't go away mad, just go away.
''That *@#!!&%*# babysitter is an hour late!!!!''
"Puttin on the Riiiiiiitzzz!"
I spent all winter in the cold weather, keeping you just to raise you twins, I quit
Well I'll be damned! If that little creep didn't run off with my egg!
Out of coffee, again.