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I think Hanne is calling me Ma
I will, after working. Have a great evening June and Elfie, and David and Ma and....
Better do it Tati - or Ma will get disappointed!!
My Dear Tatinha has nobody warned you to have no dealings with this Pat person and keep well away from any of his 800 calls. that's his sex line and it has had some pretty sleazy callers. Now you should go wash your hands!
Thanks David!You're the best Lela, LOL!!!Pataquada I liked you 800 line idea ! How about create one and back to dealing in the golf club?
Well........If I had squeezed my head into an electrical wall-socket, I couldn't have received a greater shock than the one I am experiencing now with the insinuations, insights, and revelations springing up, here, there and everywhere!.........Brazilian pensioners going to church wearing thongs!........American golfers queueing in line for their "turn in the woods"..........The pure innocence of Bonga-Bonga is under threat!....... (BTW Mr.Le-Squirt.....What DO you mean?)........
I think we all do, not exactly subtle today are we. Got up feeling grouchy, I love that
It sounds like I'll have to call AT&T and arrange for an International 800- number so I can get my "getlucky" calls from all over the world!Lelabug . . . . . . take the Churchslut on a golf outing with me? I don't know if the woods are that deep! Plus which furthermore, the line of golf carts might block the fairway, with all the men waiting for their "turn in the woods" so to speak, wink-wink, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!
Eee-hee-hee but it is still able to give us a chuckle."tongs" = pinça"thongs" = tangahee-hee glad you are here, Tatinha querida...
Tatinha, do not feel frustrated if you have trouble mastering the English language. Very few Americans have mastered it.
It could sound weird, but Santos city is like Miami, people go to live there when they reach a certain age. If you go for a walk on the beach there you'll see a lot of ladies using tongs or small bikinis. It's completely normal.
I'm reminded of an e-mail sent around a few years ago about a beauty contest for the "Grandmothers of Brazil"...complete with thong bikinis...if psquirt should find it we'll never hear from him again...and I'm not talking Church Lady here!
Tati - just keep on the best you know and read and listen. What you find here IS odd and if you don't understand it you may ask but it's not certain that you get any wiser! But hang on, it's very much fun - and veeeeery interesting indeed!! I think you informed us of a very funny thing: the elderly ladies dressed in minis or whatever it might be!! Don't be embarassed if you find out that something you comment on very nicely indeed is very naughty - we are "foreigners" and don't know all the hidden double meanings!! Anyway PRETEND that you don't do if you feel like it!!
nice that the old ladies wear fun clothes too. When we get old here we are supposed to look much the same as everybody else regardless of our old hippie days of frayed jeans and miniscule skirts. Seems to be a case of urgh cover that wrinkly stuff up. Not that it is ever warm enough any more to wear a mini here
I would be completely lost in anything but English, I did manage in France but it was hard work. I can speak French alright (lol) but haven't a clue what they are saying back to me
Tati...and elfie also....for those like me who can speak only one language....and that badly at times....my hat is off to you both. Never apologize for lack of comprehension....many of us would be doubly lost in your language.
Thanks June. I've been studying two hours a day to pass in a English test at the end of the year. It'd be nice some help.I agree with Lela eveything is odd in Bugosiland! We have different moral in Brazil. The girls go to church in mini skirts and small tops, the old ladies do the same sometimes.
course it's all odd content wise , I meant odd with the phrasing of words
" if something seems odd".....I think that covers just about everything here!......
I thought we only had one religious fanatic amongst us and it would have been a picture of her that caused the trouble. Tatinha your English is fine, you see elfie underneath you, her first language is Danish but she manages perfectly. the Bugosi files are a good way of enlarging your knowledge of English. And you can always ask us what is meant if something seems odd
Well, Mr.St.Squirt....I do think you should have invited madame-of-the-temple to spend the day with you.......during the round of golf you could have shown her how to properly handle the club, and what a romantic evening it would have been, the two of you curled up together watching "The Quiet Man"........not to mention the other "exciting enticements of this glorious holiday!"..........Tatty-from-Brazil.......If the girls hadn't been censored, they would have been showing their *******, the religious fanatics on this site would have complained, and the puzzle would have been removed as it wasn't filtered...........(Even classical paintings have been removed).......
Why are the girls censured? I tried hard to understand but my Brazilian mind isn't broad enough.
Enjoyed your description of your St. Patrick's Day patsquire!! Thanks so very much!!
so now the secret is out, it was because of churchlady in her alter ego attire that the men didn't want to leave the land of Wimmin. Looks as though she was singing from a whole new hymn sheet there
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY everybody! I've just returned from a long day's outing and evening of fine entertainment which included a round of golf, some tender, delicious corned beef, watching "The Quiet Man" (I'm with you on that, GGL) and other exciting enticements of this glorious holiday! Everyone's an Irishman on St. Patty's Day!My favorite wedding toast of all time comes from "The Quiet Man" about midway through the movie: "May their days be long and full of happiness; may their children be many and full of health; and may they live in peace, and freedom."And so does one of my favorite veiled threats:"Red Will" Danaher: So the I.R.A.'s in this too, huh?Hugh Forbes: If it were, Red Will Danaher, not a scorched stone 'o your fine house'd be standin'. There are many, many reasons to recommend this great classic, and I do."Don't miss it if you can!" (Yogi Berra.)
Maybe call in the Church Lady and pray?
And so - what do we do now??
EEEEEEEEEEK!........Your evil triplets have doubled themselves into.......EVIL SEXTUPLETS!! ******
(granny's evil twins, snicker snicker)(pedaling her wares, hee hee)
I think Bubba spent most of the adventure eating, and that's why he grew so large that he drifted away from us......
Amazing memories!! Fascinating to look at again, did Robbie really eat all the salmon himself??
Well, Madame-of-the-temple.......They do say that 'God moves in mysterious ways'.........and I suppose the same can be said of your body...........You're welcome, thousands-of-cakes.....it's a sort of 'flashback'..........
And now a 12 in one puzzle....great job showing the reruns!!! Thanks Lela!! :))))(time, 2:24)
Juneee........Yes, that lovely damsel in the red halter top was me but some jerk censored the"girls" probably because he did not want to upstage the heroine.........Lela.......I am NOT soliciting!....My body is a gift from God and I believe gifts should shared.
Oh yes....Kaleidoboy was involved in this thrilling TRUE adventure....It had escaped my mind.......Madame-of-the-temple......Soliciting is not encouraged in these pages.......even if you are not charging a fee for 'peddling your wares'...............
Oh Patty.....Where are yoooou? ....I'm still waiting Sweet Cheeks.http://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=MUEHPWSO
seems to me I need to be rescued many times in this reporting job, time to demand a rise. But hey, just look as me in leather, ain't I in trim! Granny's sister is no slouch either. that woman in the red halter top freminds me so much of church lady in a long black wig, got that same dopey look on her face
None of the glorious, adventuresome, sexy details repeated...I guess that's like telling psquirt to "go suck an egg"!
And a truly REMARKABLE tale it was........an adventure to last a life time. The smile on junee's face tells it all. And I'm glad to see K-Boy finally showed up...........
As it has all been said already, I see no reason to repeat all the incredible details of this amazing, TRUE adventure, which was read and enjoyed by millions of people when first related........Of course, those who followed it at the time will have no need for the details to be repeated AGAIN!......
Not much detail to this FICTITIOUS story!