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Most EXCELLENT captions! Thanks to all of the incredibly talented contributors:Elk1960, Michelle, Pat, Jenny105, Heidi, JC, NC, Angelbender, Hester, FixerGirl, Kathygoog, Farmgirl52, Evanevanson, RebeccaB and Healer!
''() This is how much I care.''
elk, I was thinking the same thing, and I'll add....."and don't you hate it when that happens!"
Eddie was hung over on New Year's Day, and learned the meaning of the Human statement "Watch that first step, it's a doozie!" the hard way...
Gee, I wish I could just snap my fingers once!
Darn, I have a performance tonight! How am I supposed to play "Sevillana" like Andres Segovia with a broken talon. Toby!! Call my manicurist, immediamente!!
Alas, poor Yorick, I ate your little mousie skull.
ROFLMBO. You are all Hilarious!!!
Dangnabbit ~ A hangnail ~ Hope my manicurist is available today.
I think this week the red polish with blue racing stripes.
Kitty Hawk, 10th dan in avian karate demonstrates the Miss Piggy kick....Haii...ya!!
Okay class, now listen carefully. Somebody has stolen the bottom half of my striped waistcoat and when I find the culprit I shall personally rip their feathers out!Lesson 1 : Don't harrass a hawk, p*** off a Peregrine, bother a buzzard and never, ever irk an eagle.
He said, and I thought, but can you imagine?
That's where my mind was going, Heidi...but my hands didn't connect to the brain this morning! Thanks...you got the reference at least. lol!
Known for their superb eyesight, falcons oft rely on long distance sign language to coordinate stealthy hunts.
And speaking of Maxwell Smart, "That's the Second biggest mouse I have ever seen!"
This is a tough audience! When I started this monologue, I had a microphone! Badaboom! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters!
puzzleaddled.... your comment reminds me of Maxwell Smart: ''Missed it by THAT much!''.
You put your left foot in.... you take your left foot out.... you put your left foot in.... and you shake it all about... You do the Hokey Pokey.... and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!
Over to you....
Talk to the foot.....
Beat me to it, elk!And I missed him by this much...
Darn, I broke a nail....