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Shaztras - that is HILARIOUS! Thanks so much!!
I said Shut your beak
Like92115 - You are the punniest!!
Healer - Hillarious!!
You're the one who said it, so if you won't put YOUR foot in YOUR mouth! Let me do it FOR you! HERE!
What do you mean "you'll buy"? No I've got the bill this time!
(I have to say that it's tough always trying to come up with something different from the others all the time but I just can't get up that early...)
BonnieJack - you must have me confused with Ardy (ringleader). LOL
Carthill - cracking up here!
NegatedC - groaning, but laughing!!
OK, when I let go of yer yapper, slowly explain what happened to the rest of our tree. Right now I'm stumped, so don't sparrow any details.
Don't cheep whilst I'm squawking.
Are you kidding JiggyBelle, you're the ringleader!
I told you - I'm tired of that song!
Stiffle, Edith! (Archie Bunker of TV's All in the Family, to his long-suffering wife.)
BonnieJack is truly correct on that one! Include me in that zany group!
Sebastian considered himself a very superior sparrow and had his own way of showing he was top of the pecking order.
((( ya know, fellow JiggyBelle fans, we are all certifiably crazy...)))
NO NO, No, Junior! I told you if you used that type of language I'd wash your mouth out with soap and water. Now hold still!
Stop bugging me, kid. Go ask your mother instead.
Will you put a cork in it !
Get away from me . . .. you weren't due for a pedicure til next week !!
Honey, I know you have a foot fetish, but couldn't you wait until I'm safely sitting down?
Oh man, I really put my foot in it this time.
This was just one of the many ways Grandpa used to keep others listening until the VERY end of his stories!
Can you stop pushing before I fall?
good one Mazda
Hush! You'll wake them up. It is Saturday, let them sleep.