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The Dowager Empress will see you now.
A "Greater Sage Grouse"? Is the "Lesser Sage Grouse" just an A-cup?
Sniggering and guffawing my way through the captions! HILARIOUS ones today, folks. Thanks so very much!!
The doorman at the Bugosi Hilton was very proud of his fancy new uniform. He couldn't believe how it stopped traffic!
it's just been twigged!!!!!
As Madonna aged, she dropped the cones-for-brazzieres fashion statement in favor of something softer.(Yes, I know this is male, but he's the silliest thing I've ever seen.)
Oh, I can't top these! Waay too funny captions and a fabulous picture! Roflmao!
Reminds me of a girl I once knew...............
"Would you like two fried over-easy eggs with your turkey sandwich, Madam? They do come as an integral part of your order!"
Elvis showed off his evolutionary roosting advancement to prospective mates. "You can be mobile right up to hatching day!"
''If you think I'm sex-y.... and you like my bo-dy...''
Squeeze the left my head pops up, squeeze the right my head disappears. Go on, go on, try it.
If you think this looks weird you should what happens when I lift my wings!
Kim-bird-ly Kardashian had her tailor make a few adjustments to her sheepskin vest, allowing her to breathe more easily....
What is it?
They'll never find these easter eggs....
Hey baby, "now available in wide screen".
ROFL!!!!!!(Actually, folks, it is a MALE bird!)
As an avid bird-watcher, this is easily recognizable as the otherwise drab female, Toomuchas Implantus.
Looks like someone bonked his head and it came out his chest.
My mind has gone blank. But, as a male, that is normal! LOL!
As M Monroe would say, "But how long can you hold your breath" ?