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Mini barnacles? LOL What interests me is, its horn doesn't seem to be white or off-white.
Thanks for the reference, Heidi. Very strange pattern on its skin - looks like it was dipped in a warting solution a bit more than half-way; there's a definite "waterline", above which its skin is smoother.
(In case anyone cares, the rhino is the largest of the rhino species: The Indian Rhinoceros. The bird is the ubiquitous Cattle Egret.)
((( I cannot top, or even equal, the previous captions. They're BRILLIANT !! )))
''I think the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy gave me the wrong directions to Milliways.''
Egret didn't know what to expect when he joined Big Brothers. Finding things they could do together was going to be more difficult than he anticipated.
Giggling & smiling. :-DAfter the anaesthetic from his nose job wore off he found he was totally rhino-plastered and had picked up a strange bird at some watering hole.
Hester, no Egrets with your caption! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Don't worry. I've got your back.
Oh, my tummy hurts from laughing at Freddy's Egrets by Sinatra. I will never hear that song again any other way!
Are you sure you read the map correctly? I don't know which way we should turn.
Cracking up, here! ROFL!!
Egrets, I've had a few,But then again, too few to mention.
"A thumb goes up, a rhino goes by,It's nearly 1a.m. and here am I, Hitchin'a ride, Hitchin' a ride, Gotta get me home, by the mornin' light.Long distance call I got, today, She sounded lonely so I'm on my way,Hitchin' a ride, Hitchin' a ride, Gotta get me home, keep her satisfied."Lyrics, Vanity Fair.
I need something to eat, my ribs are showing!