Madam-experienced-with-organs.......May I gently advise you that your advisory advice to my dear uncle is not appreciated here.......He has been playing his organ for many a year, and has by now mastered the necessary techniques, being very nimble-fingered..........
Uncle Bluebottle......Please behave yourself.....that 'Lady' is nothing less than a STRUMPET!.....
Lela!! Uncle B needs some watching over, and a watch as well to know when to get home, and fast, quickly, hurry as it may be too late. Is there no chairycopter? No plumpypossumcopter? Church Lady. Uncle B is off limits. Isn't that special??
Mrs.Temple.....How kind of you to offer your services......When I began playing the organ, my tutor told me 'the secret was in the wrist action'....I have also found it to be a case of 'different strokes for different folks'........
I would like to hear your views on the matter in hand......
Uncle Bluebottle has forbidden Mrs.Bluebottle from going any where near his organ, as he considers it a very delicate instrument, that only he knows how to handle........
thousands-of-cakes....I am sure it will be a resounding success!.....
Hanne-with-pipe-and-trolls......maximum 2 years stay......you may bring a tent if you wish, and it might be best to wear waterproof clothing.......
wagon-mound......the queue is the least of it.....what takes time is savouring the beauty of the pictures on display, enjoying a Bonga-Bongan Tadpole ice-cream, cleaning drips of said ice-cream off clothing, finding a bin to put your tissue in, and enjoying a moment listening to uncle Bluebottle's manipulation of his majestic organ.........
Well, at the moment we have a crowd of two.......so your imagination is mirroring reality precisely.......more or less.......
Strangely enough, End-of-your-tether, my similarity to Tronald Dump has often been spoken of.......
Ah, then you must be one of the huge crowd, admiring it in your admiration......(looking forward to your uncritical critical review in 'The Bugle'!).....
Here is a painting which I have added to our glorious collection only this very morning......It is no less than the famous 'Adonisette Watching TV' by Pixie Picasso-Bugosi - a valuable acquisition indeed.......huge crowds are expected to admire this masterpiece.....
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